Jokes to relax this day
1)One person sat with a friend in a hotel. Mobile from the table gave ringing. He took the mobile and put it in speaker mode.A lady voice over the phone:Hello darling! I am in the jewelry shop, can I buy a necklace for just 70000? I brought your credit card.
He: Okey, no problem.
Lady voice:Also I want to buy a silk sari.
He: No Botheration, go ahead.
(Phone switched off)
Friend in astonished voice:you are really great!
This person without noticing his appreciation, asking server,'bro, whose phone is this, I found on this table!?'.
Friend fainted.