Jokes to relax this day
1) Wife: Have you ever visited Russia or Ukraine?Husband: No
Wife: Do you have any relatives therein?
Husband: No, ma!
Wife: Do you have any plan to live there?
Husband: Never, why?
Wife: Then? Give me the remote!
2) Mother: Schools have reopened after covid? Why are you meddling with your mobile without getting ready?
Son: I am searching for the way to my school in google ma!
3) A patient was referred by a doctor for an X-ray on his complaint of stomach pain.
X-ray was taken and a cockroach was found in his stomach.
The doctor was shocked to see this and immediately arranged for an operation.
After the operation was over, the doctor send a report to the x-ray clinic. The note said: The
patient's belly was normal. The cockroach must have been there in your x-ray machine.
