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    Jokes to relax this day

    1. The father was drinking tea when his son ran to him and asked: 'Dad, what if a lizard falls in the water pot?'
    Father says not to disturb him while drinking tea and on completing asks, 'now tell me what is your doubt?
    The boy repeats the question. Father replied, 'It is poisonous. Why you are asking unnecessary questions?'
    By: No dad, the tea you drank now was made of that water.

    2. A father was sitting with a friend who came as guest. His son run to him and tried to whisper something in his ears.
    Father: Fool! Do not whisper in front of others, tell me loudly.
    Son: Mummy told that there is no milk and don't ask coffee for guest.

    3. A wife came from kitchen and asked newspaper from her husband. Husband politely told, 'Dear, don't be outdated. Use my tab instead'. By saying this he gave his tab.
    She went inside and came with the broken tab and a dead cockroach and told,' thanks for your help'.

    4. Father: (to a son going for examination). Have you prepared well? Okay! you write 10 marks questions first, then write 5 marks questions and then write one mark questions'.
    Son: 'Okay, dad! Then when do I have to write the answers?'
  • #767947
    The author has come out again with some good jokes and really it is an excellent collection. The wife asked for a newspaper and the husband giving her a tab without knowing the reason for her asking is the best joke. I could not control my laugh after reading this joke.
    always confident

  • #767954
    The author has good collections of jokes and though all were quite interesting but using the tab to kill the cockroach was an unique way from the wife's side. Actually she was not at fault, she demanded a newspaper from her husband to be used for this purpose but husband offered her the tab. She thought it could be the best alternative for this purpose. Really innocent or fool. Decide yourself.

  • #767956
    The author is regularly posting jokes which are mostly quite amusing and hilarious. This time also all the jokes are quite good. I liked the second joke much. It has a good punch.
    Knowledge is power.

  • #767968
    The author is humorous person. Hope having vast knowledge on all the subjects.

    As per me the present situation is many of us forget to laugh, lost sense of humour. etc.

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