Jokes to relax this day
1. The father was drinking tea when his son ran to him and asked: 'Dad, what if a lizard falls in the water pot?'Father says not to disturb him while drinking tea and on completing asks, 'now tell me what is your doubt?
The boy repeats the question. Father replied, 'It is poisonous. Why you are asking unnecessary questions?'
By: No dad, the tea you drank now was made of that water.
2. A father was sitting with a friend who came as guest. His son run to him and tried to whisper something in his ears.
Father: Fool! Do not whisper in front of others, tell me loudly.
Son: Mummy told that there is no milk and don't ask coffee for guest.
3. A wife came from kitchen and asked newspaper from her husband. Husband politely told, 'Dear, don't be outdated. Use my tab instead'. By saying this he gave his tab.
She went inside and came with the broken tab and a dead cockroach and told,' thanks for your help'.
4. Father: (to a son going for examination). Have you prepared well? Okay! you write 10 marks questions first, then write 5 marks questions and then write one mark questions'.
Son: 'Okay, dad! Then when do I have to write the answers?'
