Jokes to relax this day1)Doctor: I am puzzling what medicine to be prescribed for you.
Patient: Why doctor, Is it serious to that extent in me?
Doctor: No, The disease comes to you have been left out by me in my exam on choice
2) A man on the way to his house from railway station after picking up his grandfather, who came from village, entered into an ATM and draws some money. His grandfather slashed him by saying why he is stealing somebody's money. This man explained him that it was his own money only. Again grandfather slashed him by saying, "We have many cash vaults in our house, then why idiot you are keeping somebody's box?"
3) A husband asked his wife, who came from outside, "Why dear coming inside by laughing". Wife answered him, "No dear! The airbag in our new car is functioning well".
4) A Naughty boy went to a grocery shop and asked, "Sir, Do you have sugar?"
Shop person: yes
Boy: Then take pills properly and go for walking regularly
(by saying this he just went out)
5) A person helped another who fell from his scooter with some injury. He told him, 'Sir, You are somewhat lucky; you have fallen in front of a dispensary'.
The injured man: Oh God! I am the doctor of this dispensary.