Jokes to relax this day,
1)Man1:Why our leader asked to wait outside of his house?Man2:Since conferred Doctor award he did so and also a female assistant will come and give tokens.
2)One: our officer never sleep in in the office.Why.
Another:In the gap of hour others getting bribe and share is not going to him.
3)Patient:Doctor!why you are asking me to take blood test and xray again.
Doctor:That lab person phoned me that he is in somey crisis
4) One: Our leader have changed his costume!
Another:Yes after getting doctor award, he starts to wear White pant,shirt and white coat with a stethoscope. Besides this he ordered a lady member in Nurse costume to stand side all times.
5)Speaker:Oh great! There are at least four persons to hear my speach till end.
Assistant: Sir, they are Mike arranged, electric light arranged persons waiting for removing them and to collect cash.